Saturday, June 26, 2010

My Husband's Mistress...



I know you are all gasping right now, but it's true. KT has a mistress! I can you hear you now..."Cheat on you? There's no way..." I AM all that, and I USED to know where it was at, but, lately, I have been left doubting myself and feeling alone. He repeatedly chooses her over me, she is seductive and alluring, only giving me part of his attention. (I am an attention whore). Have I driven him into the arms of another? He has even tried to bring her into our bedroom, and to our bed no less. I hate her!

Damn iPhone!
(Gotcha!)

11 comments:

  1. you know there is only one option for you... your own iphone. or kindle. or ipad. you pick. :-)

    "an attention whore" lol

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  2. Its hard to compete with an inanimate object!

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  3. lol. I bring my phone to bed too :) Romantic huh?

    Stopping by from Saturday Sound Off!

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  4. I suspected something electronic. I call my husband's laptop Jezebel. He has the nerve to bring her to bed with him even when I'm there! :)

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  5. Ha! I cheat too... with my blackberry. It is my lover. :)

    I am gonna sit on your blog for a bit because I adore this Bucky Covington song. ha!

    Thanks for linking up this week.

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  6. This is too funny. Had me going for a bit. I had a very similar conversation with a gal at work last week, she's ready to hide her husband's Iphone :) Kat

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  7. Oh the seductive lure of our gadgets. I have been known to bring my BlackBerry to bed with me. But, then again, I am single and bring any gadget I want to bed with me ;-)

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  8. This made me LOL! We are all too attached to our devices. My lover of choice is my Blackberry.......Alas, it is my only love for I have no one to deceive.

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  9. I heard Kelly Ripa say that she wanted to marry her iPhone. My husband just ordered a Kindle. I'm gearing up to be ignored as soon as it arrives.

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  10. She's the only gal I opt for over my iPhone as well... I can't blame him.. Maybe you can work in a threesome?

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  11. if my husbands iphone is a man does that make him gay? or perhaps, bi should I be worried?

    my former mother in law had an african grey parrot that was jealous of her telephone. It makes perfect sense... she holds it and talks to it, and it is grey.

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