What kind of mother asks her kids to jump from a tree into a pile of leaves to get a good picture? (and it didn't even turn out!) What kind of mother buys her kids toilet paper to go and TP the neighbors? (only to get caught later and have the kids say it was their mom's idea.) What kind of mother buys her son green jello and helps him put his seminary teacher's stapler in a jello mold like Jim from the Office? (That's not theft is it?) What kind of mother makes cookies and serves them for dinner from time to time? (Highly nutritious!) What kind of mother prepares a spirtually enlightening family night consisting of sitting around the boob tube and watching HEROES? (Isn't that uplifting?) What kind of mother wears five earrings? (the holes were still there...) What kind of mother says dinner is a "fend for yourself night"? (Very neglectful!)
You've got it! That's ME!
Every mom is like that, you are just the only one brave enough to admit it! Great job on the honesty! Love the blog by the way!
ReplyDeleteand I love it! I'm so glad to hear that I'm not the only "superior mom" in Idaho! Your boys said the other night that you wanted pictures of everything and I just chuckled, as did MY kids!
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