Oops, I mean this!
Move over, KT, you are being replaced! Look on the bright side, at least I won't squish you anymore. AS IF!
Monday, July 20, 2009
A Threesome
Shocking yes, but true! I NEED a threesome. Now don't get all holier than thou on me, get your mind out of the gutter, pick your jaw up off of the floor, I am not talking in a sexual sense. **I heard you just heave that big sigh of relief....** I can't seem to fall asleep at night without my left leg and arm draped across KT. This is SOOOO comfortable to me. He is such a good sport laying there on his back so that I can drape. But, after a while, he quietly says, "Can you move? You're squishing me." NICE!!! That's something every woman wants to hear!!! I am henceforth on a quest for the perfect bedfellow. He'll look like this:
Move over, KT, you are being replaced! Look on the bright side, at least I won't squish you anymore.
Move over, KT, you are being replaced! Look on the bright side, at least I won't squish you anymore.
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I can't fall asleep touching my husband. At all. When it's time to sleep, we go our separate ways. That's why I love the king size bread!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteWhen we first got married I would squeeze right up next to my husband until after about 6 months I realized that he hadn't actually been sleeping for about 6 months. But a funny thing happened and after about 7 years of marriage he decided that he LIKED to snuggle.
I think the "squishing" comment is hilarious!!! And pillows make great bed fellows!
The body pillow will be better in the long run. It won't generate any body heat and it never complains.
ReplyDeleteI also cannot touch my husband at night. He is like a FURNACE at all times.
My snuggle buddy is a pillow too....I love that pillow. It never complains. It never tells me I'm too hot (Hot as in sweaty not in a good way). It never tells me my breath stinks. It never tells me I am smashing it. (Yes, I have heard that comment too.) Pillows are wonderful.... :D
ReplyDeletemight i suggest this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/Boyfriend-Pillow-Bachelorette-Husband-Sexiest/dp/B000PJBXLG
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you are funny! I like your sense of humor! my pillow would come in the shape and size of dwayne johnson, aka the rock!
ReplyDeleteYou keep the pillow, I'll take Brad Paisley! :)
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