Cha, cha, cha, chia

This is at the top of my Christmas list for everyone who is dear to me.  So, if you are a loved one or close friend, this is what you can expect to get this year.  What could be more coveted than a Chia head of Barack Obama?  It really is the perfect gift whether you are liberal or conservative, democrat or republican.  The liberal democrats will truly treasure this statue of the beloved 44th president, while the conservative republican's will laugh and snicker at their blasphemous, graven image of the "chosen one".   With just a chia planter and a packet of seeds, you'll wonder if you, too, can make his grassy afro grow.  The answer is:

YES YOU CAN!