That's What She Said...

Where the FETCH did my tickets go?

2012-01-26T09:00:00.000-07:00

Today I am going to the Brad Paisley concert here in Idaho. Yep, Brad Paisley. Last time I went I was able to go for FREE. I won tickets from the radio station WOW104.3. Do you like FREE? Yeah, me too. Well, this time I charged $350 worth of tickets. I'm taking Ladybug, KT and going with a couple of friends who have already paid me. I purchased these floor tickets before Christmas and they were e-mailed to my account. I decided they were far safer in my e-mail than printing them out and losing them over all the chaos that is Christmas.

Several weeks ago, I decided to print out those lovely tickets. And guess what? They were no where to be found. I had NO tickets! Zilch, NADA, disappeared from my e-mail, and I was FREAKING OUT!!! Luckily, I didn't freak out too long. I called the Idaho Center who informed me that they keep records of all transactions and they quickly put the tickets in the mail to me. They were my favorite people that day, yep...Now I have them in my grubby little hands.

WHAT KIND OF MORON DELETES $350

WORTH OF CONCERT TICKETS?

Ummmm, that would be ME

"Organized Simplicity"

2012-01-25T09:00:00.001-07:00

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In keeping with my theme for the year...living my life with more Simplicity by Simplifying, I downloaded the book called Organized Simplicity by Tsh Oxenreider here for my Kindle. AND, it was FREE. How much more simple than that can you get? So far so good...Hoping to find some tips for accomplishing my New Years goal. Just a heads up in the event you want to grab your own free copy...And you can follow her blog here

Happy Simplifying!

Alas, the Police Again...

2012-01-23T09:20:00.000-07:00

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When you have teenage boys, run in's with the police are like a usual occurance. I don't know what it is, but people are naturally distrusting of teenage boys. You might as well consider them all guilty...

TJ set off the house alarm at the home across the street

And Miguel just plain pissed off the neighbors

who later called the cops on us...

And let's not forget when Miguel was drinking and driving...

Well, we have yet another occurrence with the cops, the fuzz, the pigs...And if anyone knows why they are called by these slang names, please enlighten me...

Miguel was driving home from work at the Little Caesars in our area. It was dark, and late...A policeman passes him going the other direction then flips around and throws on his lights. That is like the worst feeling isn't it?

Policeman walks up to his window shining a light in his eyes, so he is squinting and can't see. The officer asks him to get out of the car. Miguel is freaking out, because in his defense he swears to me he did nothing wrong.

Then get this, the policeman starts laughing and says "Hey Miguel! Haven't seen you in a while...Just messin' with you..." It was a friend from high school's Dad. Don't you just love a cop with a sense of humor?

Kind of reminds me of this youtube video. Turn down my music player to watch...

Love At Home

2012-01-22T09:25:00.000-07:00

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Because life is miserable if there's not...

Goodbye Facebook

2012-01-20T14:47:00.000-07:00

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Today, I Unfriended Facebook as promised. I have been deactivated. That almost sounds robotic, doesn't it? Deactivated? It is all part of my word of the year: Simplify. While fun, Facebook was a time suck. Sitting at the computer....playing with the app on my phone.....I have just regained precious moments of my life: Simplify. There were certain people of my acquaintance on Facebook, albeit familial, who were just not uplifting and positive in my life...They liked to bring me down. Oh the drama: Simplify. By Simplifying my life, I will make room for more things that truly matter. Like Jesus Christ, my children, my husband, and health.

What have you done to Simplify your life today?

Days like today

2012-01-18T13:43:00.000-07:00

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It's days like today, that I just want to pull on some warm sweats,

drink cocoa and curl up with a book.

It's days like today that I want to bake spicey warm pumpkin breads

that fill the air of my home with its fragrant smells.

It's days like today, that I want to lie on the couch

and watch a good movie with a bowl of popcorn and a blanket.

It's days like today that I'd rather stay home and do nothing,

have no responsibility and just live in the moment.

Dreaming of a Snow Day

2012-01-17T12:53:00.001-07:00

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Sitting at home, listening to uplifting beautiful music and I am grateful for the warmth of my abode. Out the window the trees bend and groan and leaves swirl about as if caught in a whirl pool with what promises to be the first real storm of the season. Thoughts of snow days and jolly snowmen fill my mind. Mugs of warm hot chocolate and books snuggled up under warm blankets.

Fireplace aglow, curled up cat, and a pajama day.

The Great Unfriending

2012-01-16T10:09:00.000-07:00

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Since when did Facebook begin to hold such power over us in our lives? It is a website, a phone app, yet it has the power to crush and humiliate. I speak from personal experience. In the last week, I have been unfriended by my dear sister in law for who knows what reason...We haven't shared a word on there for a few weeks. I only noticed that I hadn't seen pictures of my niece in a while, so I went to her wall. Guess what? She was gone...No wall. It makes me sad how easily people can dispose of you on Facebook. Squishing you under their feet like a used cigarette. I've been unfriended before by my husband's brother. TWICE. He just doesn't like me. And when he decided he wanted to be my friend again, my husband councils me to just accept his friendship to avoid confrontation and trouble. So there I am floating on the tides of other people moods. And you know what?

I DON'T LIKE IT!

Recently I was involved in a Football discussion which turned personal. What the crap? I was supporting a decent Christian player who was being dogged because he was a Christian. In another discussion, I was lambasted as a bigot and told I was full of hatred because I defended the sanctity and sacredness of a marriage between a husband and wife. Anyone who knows me well, knows that I have a pure heart and that I RARELY jump into conversations that would be deemed controversial. I am very sensitive to criticism, drama and negativity. I just felt passionately about what was going down. At this point, I regret my involvement because my self esteem has been crushed.

When did something that was such a positive thing in my life become so negative?

So I am hereto unfriending Facebook and flipping it the bird effective the end of this week. I want to be able to pass on contact information to those that truly matter first.

Facebook has become a thorn in my side.

Am I a Woman of God?

2012-01-15T11:35:00.000-07:00

I really like this reminder.

I definitely see some things I could work on.

But, If I am tough, does that mean I'm not tender? I don't think so. I'd like to be able to hold my own. Be strong, not a push over, but that doesn't mean that I can't be tender hearted. No, I can be an independent and strong woman who is still tender, kind, virtuous and faithful. Just because I want to be tough doesn't mean that I don't like my husband to open my doors and look at me with tenderness. I think the correct terminology for me here is strength. Not to be tough. By definition Strong is "of great moral power, firmness or courage; strong under temptation."

Now THAT is a Woman of God

I totally get where this woman is coming from,

and I like it...

Am I Tough Enough?

2012-01-13T09:30:00.000-07:00

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Recently, as in November, I under went a medical procedure. KT was there with me to comfort me through this delicate ordeal. I really wanted to prove to him that I was tough. I mean, I was a Marine Wife who was denied an epidural while giving birth to Miguel. You'd think THAT would prove I was tough. I'm also admittedly emotionally constipated. No weepy wife for KT!

Later, after my procedure, I asked him if I took it like a man to which he replied, "No, because a man wouldn't have to go through that." So, I rephrased the question and asked if I took it like a tough a$$ed biatch. (yes, I did say that...at times I have a potty mouth). After laughing at me, this time he replied, "No, even though you didn't make a sound, you made a squishy face."

What do I have to do to prove I am tough,

hmmm, KT?

Bring Back Pretty

2012-01-11T09:00:00.000-07:00

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I read this article recently called The Death of Pretty it is an amazing article, very insightful and I totally concur. It is about girls not aspiring to be pretty and innocent anymore, but worldly and hot. And as the author states, It is time to bring back pretty. It reminds me of a post I did over a year ago called "Our Image of Self Worth"

What do you think?

Drunk Driving

2012-01-09T09:00:00.001-07:00

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My son was pulled over for drunk driving. It's true. He is 18 and preparing for a mission and had just come from a party put on by the LDS church. I am ashamed to admit that he was caught red handed by the cops drinking cocoa in his car and driving. The audacity! Crimminey what kind of crap is that kid going to get into next?

Funny story...Miguel was driving home from a Mormon party with his girlfriend. They stopped at McDonald's for Hot Chocolate. Miguel's girlfriend spilled her's in the car and Miguel swerved over the line when it happened cuz, well, he was distracted. Here comes the cops again...just waiting for a drunk like him....He was asked if he had been drinkin'. "No officer, just hot chocolate." "Are you sure, son..." "Yes, sir, see my girlfriend spilled it all over." After I think sniffing his breath and assessing the situation, he was free to go.

A magnet I tell you a magnet for trouble, that one...

Lead Me, Guide Me

2012-01-08T08:00:00.000-07:00

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Blog Following

2012-01-05T09:00:00.002-07:00

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Slowly the blogs I follow have been falling off the Earth. I mean they are still out there floating around in the cyber world, but no one is posting anymore. People are slowly losing interest or running out of things to say, which by the way is one of my biggest fears. What if I run out of things to say? Will I sit comatose on the couch? Will anyone miss me? Either way, I am beseeching you my fellow bloggers and friends. Please share with me some of your favorite bloggers you are following. I need some insight and direction...

2012-01-04T13:42:00.001-07:00

This post/picture was recently pinned on Pinterest by multiple people. I'm not sure whether to feel flattered or violated.

What are your thoughts on Pinterest?

Word of the Year

2012-01-03T12:21:00.000-07:00

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It seems a popular thing to come up with your own personal "word of the year". So here it goes, my word of the year is "Simplicity" In an often busy and noisy world, it is hard to slow down and enjoy the simple things that life has to offer. So here is to becoming more unscheduled and filling life with that which is more meaningful. By Simplifying I will be able to attain that Simplicity I so desire...Simplify...

Audrey #2

2012-01-02T09:00:00.002-07:00

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The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode

but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.

It is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows.

The beauty of a woman grows with the passing years.

~Audrey Hepburn~

One of the Most Admired Men...

2012-01-01T09:00:00.000-07:00

A gallup poll recently name the Prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, Thomas S. Monson as one of the most Admired Men of 2011. You know, the Mormons? And, I think that is fetchin' cool!! He is a reverent man with a lot of insight and wisdom,

"The past is behind, learn from it.

The future is ahead, prepare for it.

The present is here, live it."

and would you believe he has a sense of humor, too?

Yeah, he can drop it like it's hot like some of us other Mormons....Just sayin'

2012 Expectations

2011-12-31T11:59:00.001-07:00

Goals, resolutions, expectations...whatever you call them, we've all got some desires for the new year. My personal dreams start Monday! (Not tomorrow cuz, I'm cooking up a real nice dinner) But, of course, these goals do include fitness. Cuz let's face it, when you're my age, it gets harder and harder to maintain an ideal weight. But in my defense I do NOT have self control issues with the sweets. Ugh!

So for 2012, I plan to embrace this lifestyle.

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Not his ENTIRE lifestyle, because he's gay, and we all know I am not. But his healthy eating lifestyle. I've used it before and it is amazing and it works! Jorge is a fitness/foods genius. I lost 10 pounds using this, then I went on vacation, and all good habits seem to go out the window on vacation. At least for me...

Then I am going to reacquaint myself with this little buddy.

I love the visual it gives me. Burn baby burn.

And since I am exercising my body, I shouldn't forget my soul.

So I will be reading these puppies a little more diligently.

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And If I accomplish these whatever you call them,

and I am real good,I think I'll buy myself something uber nice.

What are your plans for 2012?

Look I made this...

2011-12-29T13:20:00.000-07:00

There is this comedian, maybe you've heard of him, he is known as Johnny Biscuit. He makes fun of LDS women and is absolutely hilarious. In one of his acts, he teases LDS women for their affinity for a glue gun. No joke, I love my glue gun. I think I would hem a pair of pants with one if I could. So, in honor of one of my favorite comedians, Biscuit.

"Look, I made this..."

I give you a lovely wreath hung over an old chicken coop window (minus the poop, of course.)

It's time

2011-12-27T13:53:00.000-07:00

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(Disclaimer: That is not me, nor is that all my junk)

It's time to put this here Christmas away...I mean I already flipped the bird yesterday. Time to pack it up until next year...Clean, tidy and donate everything I don't want. Last minute tax deduction or a liberation? I don't know, you decide. It is all part of my Winter Solstice Celebration.

Merry New year!

Today I'm Flipping the Bird

2011-12-26T14:59:00.000-07:00

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I know what your thinking, and you're wrong. I'm not flipping the angry birds, I'm just flipping the bird on this holiday. Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas. I truly do...I love our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, getting together with family and all the treats. But everything has become so ostentatious over the years. I have such high expectations for myself and I never measure up.

When I was growing up, my mom put on the most magical Christmases. The decorations, beautiful treats and goodies, gorgeous wrapped packages...Ahhh!!!! She was the quintessential Martha Stewart of Christmases. She worked really hard to create perfect memories for our childhood. But that's the problem....Everything was perfect, and what ended up happening was I create unrealistic expectations for myself. I often feel like Clark Griswald in Christmas Vacation. What I probably didn't realize is the sleepless nights my mom stayed up making those gorgeous decorations and treats, I like my sleep. She also didn't work outside the home, I do...So I know all this, but I still feel like I am never good enough.

I read once on a Mormon Mommy Site that this one family gave each child three gifts to represent the three gifts of the wise men. No over the top gift giving, no day long present orgy. Just several precious gifts. I tried that this year with my kids...And you know what? They were happy! They didn't feel slighted in the least. I didn't spend endless hours making treats. We had birthday cake for Jesus, went to Church and then hung out in Jammies all day...And Christmas dinner? Potato Soup, rolls and salad.

So I am flipping the bird on Christmas traditions and making my own carefree, no expectations Christmas...And I think my daughter will thank me...

Merry Christmas

2011-12-24T09:00:00.002-07:00

I used to have a crush on Donny Osmond when I was a little girl. No surprise that I love his rendition of "Mary Did You Know". I've sung this before with a choir. Enjoy and Merry Christmas. (Remember to turn down my music player at the bottom of my page...)

Please Lock Me in a Padded Cell

2011-12-22T08:00:00.004-07:00

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Do you ever have those days where you think, "Enough Already! Please lock me in a padded cell..." Yeah, I'm having one of those kind of days. It's where all those little things start to add up to something monumental, then all of a sudden you want to self destruct, go running or eat chocolate...I am at the self destruct phase.

Strike #1 I sent a package to Military Man. The post office insisted that the zip code was wrong from what TJ had given me. So I changed it to what worked for them. Turns out that is the Zip code for official government mail. I have been spending two days trying to track down that package for him whilst he has been working twelve hour days. It's hard enough that it is his first Christmas away from home, but to have mom screw up his Christmas box?! CRAP! Turns out that the box is being returned to sender parcel post cuz it wasn't official government mail. So it will be well after the new year before he get's his Christmas, PLUS, I gave the same address to both sets of Grandparents. Classic...

Strike #2 While I was out trying to finish Christmas, Grocery shopping and a few errands at work, a certified package was delivered for Miguel FROM Air Force man for Christmas. I was not there to sign for it so it has gone back to the post office.

Strike #3 I broke a bag of kitty litter all over the back of my car and garage while trying to bring in all the groceries.

Strike #4 I spilled a cup of hot Choffy all down the front of my clothes, while I was trying to decompress from all the stress...

So here I sit at the computer, documenting all the reasons why I am lacking and coming up short while ice cream is melting on the floor.

Please lock me in a padded cell...

Mele Kalikimaka from Idaho

2011-12-21T08:00:00.009-07:00

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I would be a little remiss if I didn't mention the fact that I LOVE snow at Christmas time. Unfortunately, it has been greatly lacking in my neck of the woods. Let it be known that I live for sunshine. It completes me, warms my soul and brings me muchas happiness, but there is something about Christmas that just calls for snow. Maybe it is because I grew up in Colorado and snow was a beautiful way of life.

I spent a few Christmases in Hawaii, I know boo hoo, but seriously, Mele Kalikimaka did not mean Christmas to me. (It certainly didn't Jingle my Bells). And lately, due to the Sunshine and lack of snow, I am in the mood to don a grass skirt and start singing Mele Kalikimaka instead of It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas.

Ladybug has been invited to a birthday party today. They are going tubing. My first question, "WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT?" Apparently a few hours up into the mountains there is a place that is making snow. Good times, she'll have fun. Which made me start thinking that I should break out my snow cone maker and spread that lovely white stuff around the yard.....Make my own snow. You know, to attain that White Christmas look. (I just won't add any yellow flavoring. Mom always said, 'don't eat yellow snow...')

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow

A Christmas Letter Misunderstanding

2011-12-20T09:01:00.001-07:00

I recently sent out my Christmas Cards and the dreaded Christmas letter. If you have been a regular reader for a while, you will know my true feelings about Christmas letters, yet, I participated in this cheesy tradition myself.

Unfortunately, my Christmas letter has been misunderstood by even the closest members of my extended family. A depressed mama as opposed to the snarky narcissist I was aiming for. Let's see if my own blogging buddies understand me and my personality a little better than my own familia. Some people just take life a little too seriously. Just sayin'...Love ya my peeps!

‘Tis the Season to be Jolly…..OR NOT!!!

2011 Has been a season of change, and let’s face it, change STINKS!

TJ joined the Air Force in March, because what child doesn’t want to enter the pits of hell with an MTI to be your mama and daddy for two months? We were able to go down to San Antonio in May to see his graduation. He is currently living in New Mexico.

Miguel graduated from Rocky Mountain HighSchool. Holy Crap! Two down one to go, AND he plans to leave in about six months to serve a two year Church service mission. He makes us laugh continually and is often mistaken for Justin Bieber. (Shhhh, don’t tell anybody)

Ladybug continues to grace our lives with her sweet disposition, kindness and beauty. And to be honest, I think, with her love of sports, she is the son her daddy always wanted…

Softball, basketball, football.

KT continues to work hard at Micron providing for our family as an Equipment Engineer. He is currently working with the Boy Scouts at Church and does psychotic things like camping in December and ice fishing. I never said he was a Rocket Scientist.

I continue to try to find humor in life even when things become difficult,

Like kids moving out and graduating.

Despite life’s ups and downs, I haven’t ONE gray hair or ONE wrinkle.

Nope, not one at all and THAT’S A FACT!

PS…KT says I am supposed to say that he is the perfect husband.

Merry Christmas and BAH Humbug

I am THAT kind of mom

2011-12-14T12:01:00.000-07:00

Miguel had his wisdom teeth out yesterday, and KT thought it would be a good idea to video tape him coming off of his anesthesia. It is quite hilarious, just disregard my untidy house. There were other things more important yesterday than picking up...

Make sure to turn off my music player at the bottom of the page.

A Christmas Wish...

2011-12-11T08:00:00.002-07:00

"This is the spirit each true Christian seeks.

This is the spirit I pray each may find.

This is the Christ spirit.

No quest is so universal, no undertaking so richly rewarding,

no effort so ennobling, no purpose so divine.

The Christmas season seems to prompt anew that yearning,

that seeking to emulate the Savior of the world."

~Thomas S. Monson~

Design Inspiration

2011-11-30T19:25:00.000-07:00

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I really like this design idea...it is SO thinking outside the box (haha). And the colors are so cool and relaxing. I have a bit of a fetish for trunks and boxes. Most are new but made to look old but this one is my favorite and it IS old.

Triple Tebow

2011-11-29T13:24:00.001-07:00

During a family photo session, we decided to have a little fun.
I give you...................

The Triple Tebow

For Therein True Beauty Lies...

2011-11-13T08:00:00.005-07:00

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"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.

For poise, walk with the knowledge

that you will never walk alone.

People, even more than things, have to be

restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed.

Never throw out anyone."

~Audrey Hepburn~

Guess Who's Coming Home...

2011-11-09T10:00:00.001-07:00

Remember when I asked for prayers for this guy
because he hadn't gotten his orders?

Guess who's coming on on Saturday?

Yeah, baby....

A Giveaway! Woot!

2011-11-04T08:00:00.004-06:00

I'm so excited to share with you a giveaway. I thought this would be fun because who doesn't like free stuff, ya know? I was recently contacted by My Memories about hosting this here shindig. Ironically, I won a similar giveaway recently on Every Day Mom Ideas. It's my turn to give back. So My Memories Digital Scrapbooking Software is pretty easy to use. The thing I like best is the fact that they have so many tutorials on their website. If you are scrapbook software inept like me, then this is the one for you. They are so helpful!

Here is an introduction Tutorial to their software found on youtube. It is 30 minutes long...

Without further ado....this is how you enter.

1. One mandatory entry for visiting My Memories Suite and telling me which paper packet is your favorite.
2. One additional entry for being a That's What She Said...follower

3. One additional entry for putting my button on your blog

4. One additional entry for becoming a follower of the My Memories Suite Blog

5. One additional entry for becoming a My Memories Suite follower on Facebook.

6. One additional entry for blogging about this giveaway and linking back to me.

Just post a comment on my blog post for each entry you are participating in, and I will verify your entry. Deadline for entry is Friday, November 11th at midnight. Winner will be selected randomly on Saturday morning and you will be notified by e-mail. Please make sure to leave me your e-mail address if you don't have it hooked up with your blogger. Obviously, non reply comment bloggers will be ineligible if I don't have an e-mail address to contact you.

Good Luck!

My Personal Haunting

2011-10-31T14:32:00.000-06:00

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Recently, my dear husband drug me out to see the newest Paranormal Activity in the theater. I'm not a scary movie fan, and definitely not in a theater. I'd much rather be at home hiding under a blanket and easily be able to leave the room should the movie become too intense. I have been known to suffer an anxiety attack due to such scary movies. I knew better, but wanting to please my husband, I went along. Now just so you know, I survived. As evidenced by this here blog post. But, I was not without a lingering unease.

At work the next morning, I was sitting at my desk alone in the high school office while everyone else was in an early morning assembly. Suddenly our High School Principal's office light switched off. I looked up startled because I knew I was alone. I got up and crept around my desk toward his door. In that moment, the High School counselor's light switched off. She wasn't in the room either. My heart pounding in my chest, I came to realize that I must have brought "something" back with me from that movie. I had become haunted! Staring into the Principal's office, someone came into the main office behind me, and when they did all the lights in the rooms started popping on again.

Apparently, unbeknownst to me, motion detecting lights had been installed the previous evening, and my overactive imagination had gotten the better of me.

And that is why I shouldn't watch scary movies....

WOW

2011-10-26T08:00:00.003-06:00

Where in the world could this be?
Where ever it is, it plays right into my Snowman Fetish...

Prayers for my Air Force Man

2011-10-23T08:00:00.000-06:00

This is my Military Baby. Isn't he cute? He needs some prayers. Nothing serious really, or maybe I need the prayers. My baby was supposed to be coming home in November for 30 days of leave before his next duty station, but he has not yet received any orders. If the Air Force delays giving him orders, he can't come home. So, since I need some time with my baby, you think you could help pray for those orders? Maybe if we all pray and wish really, really hard, it will come true. Just a thought...

Repurposing II

2011-10-21T14:40:00.000-06:00

I'm no thief, and I don't particularly like other peoples trash, but I must admit to going through my neighbors trash for a real find. May I add that the neighbor was my parents, and I asked them first? They threw away this wooden rocking chair. They said they had no need for it...I took that baby home did a little light sanding then painted with leftover outdoor house paint. It has sat on my porch for quite some time. Almost new porch furniture: Cost $0.00 See I really do love the word FREE.

You can read about two other repurposing projects here...

WOW

2011-10-19T13:38:00.000-06:00

Country Roads and Sunsets

A Pocket full of Pasties

2011-10-17T13:45:00.000-06:00

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I went to visit my grandmother recently in California. That one word alone ought to be revealing enough. There are so many "Characters" in Cali, that this shouldn't have shocked me. But still....I regress...

We took a family road trip to go visit my grandmother in her assisted living facility. As there was quite the crowd, me, my kids, my parents and KT, we opted to do our visiting in the "Library" a public location with lots of seating. A sweet old lady walked by using her walker. Sweet is a real stretch of the word...She passed by checking us out. Everyone there is curious about everyone else's business, due in fact, more than likely to boredom. Sweet old lady came wheeling by again and walked right up to my husband and said,

"Are you wearing any underwear?"

You read that right! I just busted out laughing, my poor little Ladybug started blushing and Miguel, he was just like, "Awkward". KT wasn't wearing anything that would suggest otherwise. She made small chit chat with my tolerant husband which I heard nothing of due to my laughter. Grandma leaned over to ask me, "What did she say", because you know no one can hear in those places. And when you talk to them, you have to say everything really loud,

"Grandma, she asked if KT was wearing underwear!!!"

Of course, Grandma's response was "Oh Good Heavens!"

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Little old woman wheeled herself off for 15 or 20 minutes to work the circuit, then I heard her say "Where is that young man!" Here she comes again.

"Have you ever been to a stripper?"

At this point, I lean over and tell Ladybug that she should probably plug her ears. "Sweet" little old grandmother leans in trying to show off her saggy cleavage. I left KT on his own with that one. No Joke, She proceeds to tell my husband how she used to be a stripper, how she made $500 off a guy once and how she would carry a pocket full of pasties. She all but stopped short of asking him up to her room.

So the next time you see a "sweet" little old lady, she could probably be a "Spicy" old washed up stripper, cougar, trying to get your husband to her room.

Thanks for the laugh Virginia...

And in case you were wondering, here's me and my grandma post laugh, ie. sexual harassment

Game Day Psychosis

2011-10-07T14:00:00.001-06:00

In order to relate to the men in our family,

we've got to walk the walk.

And sometimes, you just gotta have it...

WOW

2011-10-05T11:58:00.002-06:00

Wednesday's Open Window

Country Roads

What do you get when you cross...

2011-10-02T15:50:00.000-06:00

What do you get when you cross....Labor Day, Military Man and $650?

A 36 hour trip home!

We miss you TJ and were grateful for your quick,

exciting trip home. Six months is too long...

Retirement? Seriously?

2011-09-09T09:00:00.000-06:00

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I am seriously considering retirement. Not the REAL retirement, come on people, I'm only 42 years old. But, retirement of my blog. (Boo Hiss) I know, such a let down. Fact of the matter is, life has taken over and perhaps my run at writing and humor has come to an end. I mean who really cares what I have to say anyway?

So this whole retirement thing may possibly be temporary because I am a woman and it is my prerogative to change my mind. But, the pressure, oh the pressure, of a neglected blog has just been too much. The pressure was too hot and mama was cooking. You know what I'm sayin' right?

Anyway, adios, buenos dias, au revoir.

Until we meet again....

But, in all honesty, I have a hard time keeping my mouth shut.

Just ask KT...

See you soon.

While Sitting on the Toilet...

2011-08-31T20:49:00.002-06:00

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I bet that got your attention. Yeah, It got mine too. Like the other day, while I was visiting with the porcelain God, there was this loud pounding on my door. Ladybug answered it, unfortunately, and it was angry neighbors. Neighbors that were angry that my 18 year old was driving through the neighborhood at 25. Wait, isn't that the speed limit? Moot point!

Whilst I was sitting, I heard this yelling from my front door. I figured I couldn't leave my 13 year old hanging and putting up with strangers, so I walk to the front door and say, "Why are you yelling at my daughter?" Then these guys turn on me and proceed to teach me a lesson on morals. Turns out Ladybug knew where I was and when these angry dudes asked for me she told them I wasn't home since she didn't want to embarrass me on the crapper and all.

I proceeded to get a very lengthy LOUD lecture on how my kids are out of control and I'm a bad parent. You know...my lying 13 year old and my speed limit driving son (who does happen to thump very loudly with his bass). But, does that seriously make me a bad parent? Did they need to continue shouting at me till I cried? So condescending!

Enter here, KT, AKA Bulldog (he was a Marine) I called him crying whilst he was at a scout service project (You know we are the evil, bad neighbors). He came home fuming that someone would have the audacity to yell at his little girl (and the love of his life, ME). So, yeah, he marched down there and had some pretty loud words. So loud in fact, the neighbors wife called the cops. Interestingly it didn't bother her one bit that her husband yelled at a little girl. (Which by the way, should be illegal. Just sayin')

In case you were wondering...
We are now the neighborhood white trash.

But at least I know KT's got my back.

A Pioneer Trek

2011-08-16T13:29:00.001-06:00

Ladybug and Miguel were able to participate in a Pioneer Trek to Martin's Cove this summer. What is that you say? It is an opportunity for them to dress like pioneers, and pull handcarts 20+ miles in Wyoming. Where is the joy in that? Well, it is a wonderful "Come to God" experience. Their testimonies grow, they learn to work together and help each other AND they gain a greater appreciation for the religious sacrifice of our ancestors. Now, I did have to hone my sewing skills for Ladybug's pioneer skirt (don't laugh), grandma made the apron and I BEGGED someone to make the Pioneer bonnet for me. See, I can delegate! Miguel, no sewing required...

A Retraction

2011-07-29T10:12:00.000-06:00

A retraction is necessary on this day in history, well it is probably over due. KT has been hounding me for a public apology for this post for quite some time. Let it hereto henceforth be known that I am having an affair. I'm sorry, it's true! It's pretty Mickey Mouse if you ask me...Very innocent, but I can't seem to stop. I have traded in this:

this:

and this:

For this:

YEAH BABY!

Mormon Mommy Blog

2011-07-25T08:00:00.022-06:00

I have a confession to make....

I am a Mormon Mommy Blogger.

If you are a usual follower you may have already figured that out, but I just thought I'd make that confession. I am actually closer to a Mormon Empty Nester Blogger, but hey, I'm still a Mommy. I'm even part of a community called.......

wait for it.......

wait for it........

Mormon Mommy Blogs. Shocker, right?!

I recently read an online article about a Non Mormon Feminist, Emily Matchar, and her take on Mormon Mommy Bloggers. I was actually quite impressed by her insight, understanding and acceptance. But, then I read the comments, and Gag me! I hate mean people. Seriously. So I stopped reading those nasty comments.

A good many of those comments related to Polygamy and how the Mormon Mommy Bloggers are not telling the full story. That we are secretly part of polygamist families and just not telling you. The LDS church does not believe in nor practice polygamy. I have one husband and he has one wife (ME). Even members of my own family have made comments about us being polygamists, cultist, pagans and members of a colony? Say what? I hope that the way I live and act is an example of my true lifestyle.

I have to admit I have a small list of reasons

WHY I don't make a good Mormon despite my strong convictions in my

Church and my Savior, Jesus Christ.

1. I do not can fruits, vegetables or anything like unto it.

I canned freezer jam once, and I still have a bunch.

Somehow my family prefers Smuckers.

2. I barely garden

3. Sewing? Yeah right! Give me a freaking staple gun.
That's more like it...

4. I have an addiction to Diet Cherry Pepsi

5. I have piercings

6. I have a love of beautiful tattoos.

7. I use expressive words that may or may not be offensive.

See? We are not perfect nor profess to be.

Mormon Mommy Bloggers are pegged as being perfect, eternal optimists with their "nothing goes wrong" attitudes. And that is simply not true. Well, some of us like to paint rosier pictures than others, but I would say that we choose to focus on the positives in our lives. That is what makes us happier in the long run. Just ask Oprah...I've done my share of complaining on my blog. Holy Flippin' Fetch? Seriously! I have...

Like when my oldest son, TJ, left home and joined the Air Force.

When my husband took a group of scouts

camping on our Anniversary

I've complained about being 2busy

(which by the way is slowing down now)

Car trouble here, here, and quite possibly here.

There are so many more. Just try looking under my label Sarcasm

So the point is, we are normal people, leading normal lives, not everything is perfect all the time, but we try to be happy and cheerful.

If you are interested in what we believe

and not the often times drivel
put out by people who profess to know,

you could go here.

Or you can read some things I have written here. or here.

My life is an open book or blog. Truly...

My Jeans

2011-07-22T10:30:00.001-06:00

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Do you dislike jean shopping just as much as I? It is so hard to find that perfect pair of jeans. I found my perfect pair a few years ago on a clearance rack. They felt amazing on, and if I do say so myself, don't look too shabby either. They fit all my curves just right. They are like a second skin. I love these jeans. I'd show them too you, I could take funny facebook like pictures, but that would be capricious of me, now wouldn't it?

The problem with these jeans are, they are truly wearing out and I can't find the brand anywhere. Seriously, I have looked everywhere and on the web. So I am back to square one...Jean shopping for the perfect jean. I haven't tried True Religion yet. Poor KT...

Depoe Bay, Day 6

2011-07-19T08:00:00.002-06:00

Would you believe that I caught crabs in Oregon?

Well, I did, and I don't look very happy about it.

So I am going to flip a full fluke at this place and head home to the Treasure Valley.

As the sunsets on our last day in Oregon,

life will soon be back to normal starting at 7:00 am on 7/20.

And that is how the vacay ends...

Depoe Bay, Day 5

2011-07-18T08:00:00.000-06:00

Ladybug, KT and I left the old folks at the

RV and headed off for the

Oregon Coast Aquarium in Newport.

(Wasn't that cruel of us? But, hey, they were slowing us down...)

Our favorite was the Sea Otter. Isn't he cute?

I had to coax Ladybug into touching

a live sea anemone and some star fish.

Can you say CHICKEN?

We ended the day with a 2 mile walk

on the beach collecting agates.

I felt like a boy with my pants sagging

from the weight of the rocks in my pants.

Depoe Bay, Day 4

2011-07-17T08:00:00.003-06:00

My mom's Motto:

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness

doesn't know how to shop."

Boy am I exhausted...

My Motto:

"Read, Relax, Repeat"

I need me a little more of this...

Depoe Bay, Day 3

2011-07-16T19:31:00.000-06:00

The day started out with a beautiful run along the shore.

This picture may or may not prove that I actually ran,

but I guess you'll have to just take my word for it.

We were then blessed to be able to see a whale right out front of the RV.

It was spouting and breaching the surface. I caught the tail end of a tail flip. (haha)

We then made a trip to the Tillamook Cheese Factory.

Everyone else got ice cream, but you'd be proud,

me on my reduced sugar diet just got some cheese samples.

Yum...Say Cheese!

Depoe Bay, Day 2

2011-07-15T19:07:00.000-06:00

The day started out rainy and cold, but it is Oregon.

KT and Dad took off to go golfing despite the misting and wind.

When things cleared up,

Ladybug, Mom and I took a walk on the beach...

and later we even found Nemo, it's true!

This little song warms my heart on cold Oregon days...

Depoe Bay, Day 1

2011-07-13T22:17:00.001-06:00

In the last 24 hours we have driven 500+ miles to the Oregon Coast,

hiked up Horse Tail Falls,

saw the backside of water,

hit a guard rail whilst riding in an RV,
camped on the ocean front
and ate at World Famous Mo's.

Can't go to the Oregon Coast
without eating some shrimp and clam chowder.

You just can't, and that's the truth!

This morning with a heavy mist sitting over the ocean horizon, KT and I took a morning run on the beach. (I told you I'd run on the beach...) The cool wet air was salty on my breath. It was delicious.

Running & Me

2011-07-11T08:00:00.009-06:00

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If I haven't told you already...I love running. I don't know why...It can be very difficult sometimes. I'm no marathon running mama, by any means, unless you count my monthly stats.

I have some friends who only enjoy running outside. They like to hear their feet hit the pavement and in the quiet of the morning hear the birds singing them on.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Seriously. I think I'll take a nap! I can't get through a run without an incredible beat thumping in my ears. So here are five random running tunes from my iphone, and later this week I'll be thumping to these tunes and running along an Oregon Beach.

Be jealous!

I know...

Do It Like This - Black Eyed Peas

I Don't Wanna Dance - Hey Monday

Like a G6 - Far East Movement

Right Round - Flo Rida

Click Click Boom - Saliva

Anniversary & Boy Scouts

2011-07-08T08:00:00.011-06:00

Today is my 22nd Anniversary to KT. Now that is a LONG time! But today, instead of choosing to spend it with me, moi he is spending it with a group of boy scouts doing this

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It is just a day...and we do have TWO anniversaries

(That's right! I married this man of mine TWICE!)

He told me:

"Don't worry, baby, we'll celebrate next week in Oregon,

with your parents

and Ladybug
in the RV.

(and in the same breath)

Do you mind if I bring my golf clubs?"

And that is how we roll...

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Happy Birthday KT

2011-07-07T08:00:00.002-06:00

Happy birthday, KT!

What are you like 60? Seriously...Except I can't find one gray hair on your head.

You suck! Just sayin'.

Even though I am on a limited sugar kick, I'll even make you a birthday cake.

Now that is LOVE! ♥♥♥

Just to clarify...The cake WON'T look like this.

But isn't it freaking cool?!

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The 4th!

2011-07-04T08:00:00.007-06:00

Happy 4th of July!!! Today is my most favorite and beloved holiday. Really, it is. Above and beyond that of Christmas. I love celebrating my patriotism, bbqing, making homemade ice cream, swimming, watching fireworks, hanging with family. Need I say more?

I actually thought this informational/fun facts about the 4th of July was, well, kind of fun. I borrowed it from VA home loans, and they aren't paying me or anything. (Just thought you should know). Now I think I'll grab a Popsicle!

Sorry this doesn't show the whole thing. My HTML is limited. I guess you could click it...
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Via: VA Home Loans

Forever

2011-07-03T08:00:00.001-06:00

Just last week a dear friend of mine lost here 16 year old son quite suddenly. He was happy and healthy and then within a few days he had passed away. It was sad, devastating and heart wrenching. She is a true inspiration to me with her faith, strength and dignity. I am so grateful for my Church and our beliefs in forever. We believe that the family unit goes on forever: Fathers and Mothers, Sons and Daughters. We even believe that she and her husband will be allowed to finish raising their son in the eternities. It is faith and comfort from God and Jesus Christ that help us get through these difficult life experiences. I am so grateful for this knowledge. Thanks, Jeni, for being a true inspiration.

Summer Garden and Poop?

2011-07-01T09:30:00.001-06:00

I recently put in my summer garden. I love to garden, though I'm not very good. I love to go and prune and pluck and dig around in the dirt. I headed to the Home Depot to pick up starts and some soil conditioner a few weeks ago. We live in an area where the ground is very hard and clay like. I tend to garden sans gloves. I like to feel what I am doing. I don't think my mom let me make mud pies when I was a child. Anyway, I'm digging around with my hands and planting and packing and mention to KT that the conditioner kind of smells like poop. With dirt up to my elbows, he says, "Yeah! What did you think was in soil conditioner." He had a great laugh.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, I planted tomatoes, jalapeno peppers, red bell peppers, zucchini, butter nut squash, watermelon, cantaloupe and blueberries. Even if I don't harvest a thing, at least I had fun digging in the poop.

WOW

2011-06-29T09:16:00.001-06:00

Summer in Idaho

Organizing

2011-06-27T08:00:00.001-06:00

I hate being disorganized. But, I sometimes can't seem to control the chaos that tends to take over. My computer hutch is truly a "Hot Spot" in our house and a constant battle. Remember when I reorganized my pantry with these baskets? I love them! I bought extra to redo my computer space.

Before and very revealing...

After feels so much better!

Tales from OZ

2011-06-24T08:00:00.000-06:00

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On this day in history, June 6 in the year of our Lord 2011, let it be known that I am a risk taker because I stared a tornado warning in the face and won.

Let's rewind a few days, back track. Miguel drove home from Ladybug's last softball game on a Friday upset because the bumper on his car was falling off due, or course, to his previous car accident. Due to his distractedness we realized Sunday morning that he had left not only the car unlocked but the keys in the ignition in the on position. Might as well flash neon lights:

FREE CAR!

KT jumped the dead car and all was good.

Miguel left Sunday morning for a "Senior Trip" to SLC . We had him drive our newer car because it is more road worthy. The plan was KT would drive my bug to work and I would drive saggy bumper 2 miles to my work. Monday morning I go to start beater car and all I get is click, click, click. It is dead again. D-E-A-D, dead. No time to call for a ride or a jump lest I be late for work so I jump on my bicycle and book it to work.

Gradually the skies grow dark and heavy as the day progresses. I keep checking the sky and my work load. I finally decide to brave the impending storm and pedal as fast as I can. When I arrive home I learn there had been a tornado warning, and that is the day I looked a tornado warning in the face and won.

WOW

2011-06-22T08:00:00.006-06:00

♫♫Oh what do you do in the summer time...♫♫

In the summer I enjoy lying on my back in the cool grass and staring at the beautiful, fluffy clouds trying to make out shapes. This little summer pastime enjoyment I inherited from my Mom. Take a look and comment below what you think this cloud looks like...

Travel Diaries #3

2011-06-20T08:00:00.005-06:00

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Remember when I told you about our little suitcase fiasco? Well, upon leaving the hotel. KT left me with all the bags at the front desk of the hotel to check out while he went to get the car. If you haven't noticed already, I am a little sassy. I can be a stinker sometimes. Shocker! Right? Well, check out truly only took a few seconds. I looked at my bags and his suit case, and I proceeded to leave it right there in the lobby. Payback, baby, payback...I wonder if he ever regrets marrying me and all my sass. Just sayin'

Travel Diaries #1

Travel Diaries #2

Fathers

2011-06-19T08:00:00.003-06:00

I honored my dad last year for Father's Day on this post. I really should do it again, but What more can I say, He rocks!

Perhaps I should pay homage to the father of my children, KT. But, then, nahhhhh...There are no words to express.

"Let us reflect gratitude for our fathers.

"Father . . . is ever willing to sacrifice his own comfort for that of his children. Daily he toils to provide the necessities of life, never complaining, ever concerned for the well-being of his family. This love for children, this desire to see them well and happy, is a constant in a time of change." ~Thomas S. Monson~

June, Really?

2011-06-18T15:02:00.000-06:00

57° and rainy in June? I need the beach!

Travel Diaries #2

2011-06-06T08:30:00.001-06:00

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I have a love/hate relationship with technology. First of all, I am completely inept. I did post once about it here. I am the navigator on trips. It is the job that falls on the person sitting in the passenger side of the vehicle. No one else is brave enough to take that seat. It's true. I'm the only one. So, back in the day when we would travel, I would have a map spread out across my lap dictating to KT every turn we should make. I didn't do a bad job, if I do say so myself. I got us all the way across the country twice without getting us lost. Yeah, I'm good...KT's biggest pet peeve, though, was if I held the map up for other drivers to see. It would upset him. He didn't want people to know we were "tourists, visitors, IDIOTS". Have you ever tried to hold a large map down low on your lap in a car. Yeah not easy...

You can imagine my pleasure with the thought of using a GPS for more recent trips, but alas, said navigator is technologically inept. I'm sure KT won't argue with that. So first, I have to figure out how to turn on the GPS in the multipurpose handy dandy iPhone. If I happened to accomplish that difficult feat, then I have to repeat word for word, mind you, what the navigator lady says. Like he can't hear it! Then, he wants to know what's coming next. Well, sometimes GPS lady doesn't give too much notice. Not much more than "Turn right in 200 feet", by that time, sometimes we've missed the turn.

What's even better is when GPS loses the signal and I have to hold the unit up to the window trying to get a stronger signal. Searching the sky with my eyes like I can visually find it. What happened to not showing anyone the map so they don't know we are a tourist?

Beam me up Scotty...

Travel Diaries #1 Here

WOW

2011-06-01T17:30:00.000-06:00

Photo Source: Miguel

2 Down, 1 To Go

2011-05-30T11:26:00.000-06:00

Turn down my music player at the bottom of my page to hear Miguel's grad video.

A Sitting Down Moment

2011-05-27T08:00:00.010-06:00

Sometimes it is hard to find just the right words. But in spite of writers block, I persevere to find the words that express the exactness of my intent. It is when I delve into the depths of my emotion that I feel the true inspiration, and it is then that it hits me. One more Grad down, one to go.

As I sit here in the solitude of my room in a quiet moment to myself, I hear the clock tick. It's minute, infinitesimal movements slowly mark the passage of time. It ticks away the seconds, minutes, days, months and years. Where have they all gone?

Almost exactly one year ago I wrote a piece called "Bottles, Bibs and Diplomas". In this blog post, I expressed the sadness I had over the loss of Air Force Man's childhood. I thought that perhaps with each child and the passing of time it would get easier. I want to say that I was wrong. It does not get easier, NO, not easier. My emotions bubble close to the surface as I contemplate the future: graduation, college, a church mission, marriage. The mere bubbling of emotions for me is a difficult feat so you KNOW this has got to be tough. Scratching away at the surface, I am wearing away thinner and thinner. Miguel is moving further and further from being my baby and closer and closer to the independent man that I hope I have prepared him to be. I am proud of him.

As graduation this weekend grows, and the company comes to visit, and the barbeques are had, this last final moment of his childhood may slip away in the mass of events without notice. Like the blink of an eye. I blinked again...

WOW

2011-05-25T12:48:00.000-06:00

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Seminary Graduation

2011-05-23T08:00:00.003-06:00

When you are a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, you don't just have the opportunity to graduate High School but to simultaneously graduate from Seminary. Every day for four years, LDS youth attend Seminary. Seminary is Church classes taken off campus as an elective during the school day where they study from the scriptures, learn of church history, fellowship and perform service. Just yesterday, Miguel Graduated from Seminary, and in a few short days will graduate High School. May I be the first to say, Congratulations Miguel! And, we can't believe you really did it!

Not too bad for an old lady...

2011-05-21T08:00:00.000-06:00

Last Saturday, I ran in the Famous Idaho Potato 5k with KT. The 3.1 miles run along the beautiful Boise River. It was a gorgeous, cool morning for running. I am so proud of myself, because I finished 7/33 in my age group. 78/329 women, and 177/571 men and women. The best part, now shhhh, don't tell anyone, is that I beat KT by a minute five seconds. I finished in 32.15.9. That beats out my first 5k. Feels good to improve.

Travel Diaries

2011-05-20T08:00:00.002-06:00

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I have found that traveling with your spouse can either bring your closer together or drive a wedge. Now if you are like me, I try to take a comedic approach to those wedge driving moments.

While on our recent trip to San Antonio after a long day of traveling, we were finally able to check into the hotel. Lugging my large suit case, laptop bag and purse, KT pulled along his suitcase. He opened the hotel room door for me, and like a gentleman let me enter first. With my three bags, I walked into the room and KT followed. As the door shut behind him, he turned to me and demanded quite seriously, I might add, "Why'd you leave my suitcase in the hall?" I turned, looked at him and said, "You are such a Jack Ass!"

And that is how we roll....

I am not a child

2011-05-18T08:00:00.000-06:00

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I think my husband thinks of me as a child. Could be because I am seven inches shorter? Do I resemble a child? I really don't know.

The other day whilst perusing Wally World, You know the place, he was looking at boring old electronic components, switches and cables. I meandered my way over to the $5.00 movie bin. I am a collector you know. Can't get enough of movies. Anyways, I regress. My dear husband comes and finds me and proceeds to give me a bit of a tongue lashing in said public place. How dare I walk off? Really?

Let me repeat: I AM NOT A CHILD! Would you like me to hold onto the basket so I don't get lost? Just sayin'

Letters to Ladybug #5

2011-05-16T08:00:00.002-06:00

Alrighty then, I've been home nearly a week, and dear ladybug already has the scoop on what happened last Sunday. But, you my dear blogging friends have not yet seen the last of my trip to San Antonio whilst I visited with my Military Man, TJ. So here is Mother's Day in a brief synopsis.

We went downtown again to the River Walk. We enjoyed a boat ride on a barge, ate Mexican food on the water, and walked to the sky tower for a look out over the city. Amazing view, by the way. Please enjoy my picture slide show below. The best was spending time with KT, TJ, Miguel and J-Thurbs.

Letters to Ladybug #4

2011-05-08T08:00:00.010-06:00

Dear Ladybug,

We have been so tired, a lot of what goes on in the military is hurry up and wait, and wait, and wait. We averaged 5 hours of sleep since last Tuesday. We have truly felt like the walking dead. Last night we slept twelve, count them twelve beautiful hours. We needed them as we went to Six Flags Fiesta Texas yesterday. I know you were jealous. Even though we had fun, it was hot and muggy and dirty. It is no Disneyland. You would definitely had one of your heat sick headaches. Be grateful...

Love,
Mom

Letters to Ladybug #3

2011-05-07T19:52:00.001-06:00

Dear Ladybug,

We are having an amazing time, but missing you terribly. Just so you feel better, I've got some surprises to bring home to you. It'll be like Christmas. We got to watch some pretty cool parade exercises yesterday. It was very impressive and patriotic. Then we went to the Alamo and saw this really cool store where everything is purple. So Yeah, I had to at least take a picture.

So how the heck does a whole softball team not show up. Does that mean you win by forfeit? I know how grandma doesn't like sports. Sitting out at the field must have been pretty torturous for her. Be sure to treat her extra special for Mother's Day for me. Here are some pictures...

Love,
Mom

Letters to Ladybug #2

2011-05-05T19:37:00.004-06:00

Dear Ladybug,

How is day #2 going for you? Today we got to see your big brother. He looks great and did really well in his ceremonies. It was really awesome to go up to him and hug him. He couldn't move until a family member tapped them out. So I just threw my arms around him and chocked back tears. I have missed him. Here are some pictures for you to see how much fun we had. Don't worry, we bought the DVD so you can see everything you missed.

Miguel and J-Thurbs' plane is late and we are hoping they will actually make it in for the events tomorrow morning. Say a prayer will ya?

Love,
Mom

PS. Sorry you had a migraine tonight. I hope you feel better soon.

Letters to Ladybug #1

2011-05-04T21:18:00.001-06:00

What's up chiquita banana? Whew! What a day, 4 states in five hours! Idaho, Utah, Colorado and Texas...We made it safe and sound to San Antonio and are excited to see your big brother, TJ, in the morning. He made Honor Grad! That means that he is ranked #4 out of over 400 recruits. That's pretty good if I do say so myself. Here are some pictures of your tired parents at the Hard Rock Cafe and a picture of the River Walk for good measure.

We miss you and love you!

PS: Congratulations on winning your softball game and batting around three times. Dad will bring Pizza to the next game. Sorry we missed it. YOU ROCK, sistah!

My 42nd Year Bucket List

2011-04-29T08:00:00.000-06:00

I've been contemplating being 42, and, yes, I think I am having a midlife crisis. More than likely my life is half way over. There are things I want to do that I've never done before my 42nd year is up.

Here is my "Bucket List"

1. Skydiving with my friend J-Thurbs who happens to be 23 years younger than me!

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2. Run in a 10K. I've done a 5K now it's time for the 10.

3. I'd totally like to see the Grand Canyon. Never been there and it's about time.

Ya hear that KT?

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One week to go!

2011-04-28T12:25:00.000-06:00

One week from today I get to see TJ the Military Man graduate from boot.

San Antonio here we come!

Spring Time in Idaho

2011-04-25T15:15:00.000-06:00

Life's been busy, but here is a little glimpse into Spring Time in Idaho...

I Will Not Go Gentle

2011-04-09T10:45:00.000-06:00

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Today I celebrate another birthday. At some point, I don't remember when, but birthdays were and are no longer fun. I'd prefer to spend the day in bed with the covers pulled up high and wait out the dreaded day. This poem by Dylan Thomas speaks to me. I will NOT go gently into that good night....

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
by Dylan Thomas

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Happiness & Contentment

2011-04-08T08:00:00.005-06:00

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Things that make me happy and feel contentment.
Really they are quite simple...

1. Running

2. Yoga

3. Chocolate

4. A big, thick book

5. Zero contention and or drama

6. Romantic Comedies

7. Scriptures

8. Employment/paycheck

9. country music

10. My family

And, not necessarily in that order

WOW

2011-04-06T08:00:00.012-06:00

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Subject: Austin - Austin is leaving in June to serve a religious mission in Mexico.

Off the Juice

2011-04-04T08:00:00.004-06:00

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Okay, so I've been off of my beloved Diet Cherry Coke for far too long. In fact, I'm so old, that I can't even count how long it has actually been. I no longer have the dreaded caffeine headaches! Yipee! But I still miss the cold, sweet, bubbly. Do you know what I mean? I am so freaking tired of water...

So here is my question to you? What can I drink that is not full of sweeteners, artificial sweeteners and caffeine? Any ideas, suggestions or recipes you can share? I plan on boiling some herbal tea then chilling it. Any others?

I am so excited

2011-04-01T08:00:00.004-06:00

I am so excited to share my latest news with you. Oh my gosh! I am beside myself. I've been feeling a little moody and under the weather. My boobs are bigger and so is my belly. I decided to do the dreaded pee on a stick, and you guessed it....Prego. Almost 42 and Prego!

I'm just kidding. I'm just FAT!

April Fools!

A Remodel Revealed

2011-03-31T08:00:00.004-06:00

What have I been doing over Spring Break you ask? Why, sitting around eating bon bons and watching HGTV while strange men parade in and out of my house putting in new counters and tiling. That's all. When did becoming a lazy butt become so tiring? Seriously, watching them do all that work was exhausting.

So, drum roll please....

Here is my before kitchen.

And now the after!

Before Master Bath

After

People keep asking us if we are going to move. Why is it if you do home improvements you must be thinking of moving? I'll admit, it is a good idea to stay competitive in this crazy housing market, but the remodel was for me to enjoy. NOT FOR SOMEONE ELSE. I repeat. WE ARE NOT MOVING!

WOW

2011-03-30T09:15:00.000-06:00

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Subject: Ladybug aka Belita in her Spanish class

The Mechanics of Cars

2011-03-28T08:00:00.004-06:00

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I HATE mechanics. Nothing personal, really, but they've just never rubbed me the right way. Ya know? First of all, the thought of a car breaking down sends me into fits of panic. Recently, those thoughts haven't plagued me quite too badly, (thank you Celexa). But, the fact remains....A true and utter dislike. Seriously! Does anyone ever actually like to take their car into get fixed? Come on be honest...I have had several experiences that solidified my conclusion.

First Happened here

And then here

So, to try to rectify my issues, I purchase extended warranties. I have a testimony of warranties you see. No more shocking, through the roof, quotes. No more delving into my precious savings for a car on its way down.

I hate mechanics.

Funny thing is,

the smell of auto grease
on KT's hands

is a real turn on.

Go figure.

A ReDo and a Trip to Graples

2011-03-25T08:00:00.000-06:00

Do you like decorating as much as I do? Hmmm? I know you do. Sometimes my bank account precludes me from doing all that I'd like to do, but baby steps, ya know? So, if you live in Southwest Idaho you may have heard of Graples. It's only opened once a week and gets in all this great home deco stuff. A trip with mom, cha ching and three groupings later...

I had to get this little owl. Oh my gosh! He was winking at me.

I have a fetish for red barn stars. This is number three

This one makes my view out my kitchen window while doing dishes a little cheerier.

Lovin' my daisies. They are such happy flowers.

Now this piano grouping doesn't quite do it for me yet.

I think it needs a little more color.

WOW

2011-03-23T08:00:00.003-06:00

Good Mail and a Phone Call

2011-03-21T16:26:00.001-06:00

On Saturday I received some GOOD mail. I received a letter from my church letting me know that while at boot camp, TJ, the Military Man, has attended services. They said he is an asset and they are pleased to have him. The letter continued with saying that the Church is proud of its Young men and Young Women and their courage and patriotism in serving our country. Proud Mama here! Call me dense or blonde or what have you, but I never knew there was a Military Division to my church. I am so pleased he is not to be forgotten.

Then, Sunday night, KT's cell phone started ringing and Ladybug screamed "It's TJ, It's TJ!". We put him on speaker phone and enjoyed 25 minutes with our son, who despite feeling homesick, has excelled and been made a unit leader. He mentioned being ugly bald, but says he rocks the camo. We love you TJ!

Conundrum

2011-03-18T08:00:00.000-06:00

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I'm just wondering...Do you like that word as much as I do? CONUNDRUM. It sounds fancy. It sounds smart.Do I have you snowed?

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

3. OK..... So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?

5. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

6. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

7. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

9. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

10. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

11. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

12. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

13. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

14. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final exam.

15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

17. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

18. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive!

19. If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?

20. At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'?

WOW

2011-03-16T08:00:00.001-06:00

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Star Bridge

Daylight Savings

2011-03-15T08:00:00.000-06:00

Daylight savings makes me want to claim this spot of sunshine

And curl up on the floor like a cat.

Blogs of Note

2011-03-14T08:00:00.000-06:00

Do you ever check out the "Blogs of Note"? What is it about blogs that catch the screeners eye? What jumps out at them and screams, "This is the one!" "We love this blog!" What do they consider a GOOD blog? It's not that it is something I aspire, to...I'm just curious. Being recognized as the blog of note, is akin to winning the Pulitzer or other prestigious recognition, in my humble opinion.

I've been following the Blogs of Note for some time. I have even begun to follow some of those blogs. Blogs, that without that recognition, I would never have stumbled across. Some of the "Blogs of Note" are really quite incredible with fabulous photography, or beautifully written essays. Others are what I consider lame or mediocre, I mean who wants to follow a whole blog on the knitting of hats and scarves. Maybe my grandma?

I mean no offense, really, especially if you are a knitter, but what is their criteria?

Wit? Creativity? Blog design? Photography? Inspirational? All of the above?

I don't mean to rant on and on, but I'm just sayin'...

Sunday Wisdom

2011-03-13T08:00:00.003-06:00

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Ninety and Nine

by Michael McLean

I am one of the ninety and nine

I'm not perfect but basically I'm doing fine

I have not lost my way

I have not gone astray

I'm just one of the ninety and nine

I am here in the heart of the fold

I'm not mindless but I try to do as I'm told

I'm not tempted to run

And become the lost one

I am here in the heart of the fold

So why is my Shepherd coming this way toward me?

He's holding his arms out

And He's calling my name

Yes, He's calling my name

But how, how can this be?

I'm just one of the ninety and nine

I have stumbled and fallen but I've kept in line

I'm not one He must seek

I'm not all that unique

I'm just one of the ninety and nine

So why is my Shepherd treating me like a lost lam?

He's searching to find me

And He's holding me now

Yes, He's holding me now

And teaching me who I am

So why am I feeling like I'm the only one here?

It's like I'm His favorite

And He takes me aside

And He sweetly confides

These remarkable words in my ear:

"You are one of the ninety and nine

Have you any idea how brightly you shine?

You are safe in this fold

And it's time you were told

That I know where you've been

So I know where you'll be

Because all of your life you've been following me

You are more than just one of the sands of the sea

Or just one of the ninety and nine

You are mine!"

I am one of the ninety and nine.